Check out Hunter Hayes performing on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon after the CMA Awards and find my complete CMA wrap-up HERE.
This made my mood a little better than what it was.
I would just like to say that this boy is the most incredible person ever. He is amazingly sweet, ridiculously talented, and impossibly appreciative of his fans. He is, by far, the nicest person you will ever meet.
And I did =)
Did this when I was bored today. I like to paint logos of my favorite bands, solo artists, and video game logos.
This is acrylic on canvas.
The Conversation about the Height of Hunter Hayes
Jade: It’s official.
Jesse: Whut D:
Jade: He’s short as fuck.
Jade: *gives link to a youtube video* Watch 3:13.
Jesse: OMG. SHORT AS FUCK.
Jade: RIGHT?! Because those guys look like they are average height, like..5’10-6’0. And he looks to be like..half a foot shorter. Literally. He’s gotta be 5’6 at the most. Which is sad, because I’m only 5’4.
Jesse: Indeed. Decidedly less sexy.
Jade: UHM. No. I think it’s adorable. THANK YOU. At least he IS taller than me. If he weren’t…I would be like, DEAL BREAKER. And if I get to Indianapolis to meet him and he is shorter than me, I will get up and walk out. I will be like, “Nope! SORRY! Can’t do it!” So, he better hope he’s wearing fucking tall shoes if he’s shorter than I am. …I love how I say it like it matters to him.
-30 minutes later-
Jade: I KNOW WHY HE’S SO DAMN SHORT.
Jesse: Why? D:
Jade: ’Cause he drinks too much coffee.
Jade: I guess I didn’t mention that’s what we’re doing at the meet and greet. We’re having coffee with him.
Jesse: Oh shiny! =D
Jade: Yeah. And he drinks coffee. All. The fucking. Time.
Jade: So that’s why he’s so short. I’m convinced.
-20 minutes later-
Jade: I’m going to be like, “Hunter. You need to stop drinking so much coffee so you’ll GROOOW.” And he’s going to look at me like, “o__O.” And I’m going to be like, “FUCK YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT, BITCH!”
-20 minutes later-
Jade: *sobs* Sad day.
Jesse: What D:
Jade: I want to write fan fiction stories for Hunter. But I can’t. Because my characters always beat people up. And he won’t be able to. He’ll be gnawing on their ankles.
Jade: All I see in my mind’s eye is him hanging from their backs going, “LEAVE MY GIRLFRIEND ALONE!”
Jade: I’m mean.
Jesse: I’ve gotta get to bed.
Jade: Okay. Sleep well.
-15 minutes later-
Jade: WE WILL HAVE SHORT BABIES. SAD PANDA.